so... i was looking for my hearing aid batteries in my huuuuge purse...
i pulled out everything, but was unable to find 'em.
however, i thought it'd be funny to show you guys what's in this huge bag...
3 - Chapsticks
3 - Lip glosses
4 - Lipsticks (all red)
2 - Hand lotions
4 - Hand sanitizers
1 - Febreeze to go
1 - Deoderant
1 - Pill box
1 - Bottle of Melatonin
2 - Hearing aid cases
1 - Bottle of Smart Water
1 - Set of ipod headphones
1 - Costume ring
1 - That Guy Gil button
1 - That Guy Gil sticker
1 - Blake's car keys
(this isn't including my wallet and phone)
i think i have some issues... i mean, four handsanitizers? whatever, at least i know i'm cleaner than all you fucks.
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